New Years Quotes: Funny New Year Wishes

New Years quotes are a fun and easy way to liven up any New Year’s Eve party! There are plenty of New Year greetings that are inspirational and heartwarming, but there are plenty of New Year’s quotes that are funny too.

We’ve compiled this list of New Year’s quotes and New Year wishes that are funny to help you ring in 2011 and send a Happy New Year message!

“Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.” – Bill Vaughn

“New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.” – Mark Twain

“A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.” - Anonymous

“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.” – Jay Leno

“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.” – P.J. O’Rourke

“Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.” – Eric Zorn

“New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.” – Charles Lamb

“New Year’s Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” – Mark Twain

“Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.” – Anonymous

“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.” – Oscar Wilde

New Years Quotes: Funny New Year Wishes

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New Years Eve 2011 Celebrity Engagements



New Year’s Eve is tomorrow night, and many celebrities are getting ready to attend huge parties with their significant others. Celebrity engagements were a huge hit over Christmas, so we can’t help but wonder if more celebrity engagements will occur on New Year’s Eve 2011. Many celebs will likely consult their 2011 horoscopes and Chinese horoscopes to see what is in the stars for them relationship-wise. Here are our 2011 predictions for star couples who are most likely to wind up engaged by January 1st!








Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough - Ever since Ryan and Julianne started dating, they have been inseparable. They were seen looking lovey dovey in Paris at Thanksgiving, where they vacationed with Seacrest’s family. Given that Ryan Seacrest is kind of a big deal with his whole Times Square gig and all, there is a good chance that he will get down on one knee and pop the question to Julianne Hough when the ball drops on New Year’s Eve 2011. And if he does propose, my 2011 prediction is that he and Julianne will be married and expecting a baby by New Year’s 2012.






Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - Kristen Stewart may be a little young, but she and Robert Pattinson have been hot and heavy for quite some time now. They have even been living together while filming Breaking Dawn, the last installment of the Twilight Saga. Their Breaking Dawn characters, Edward and Bella, get married and have a child in the film…but will they take the next step and get engaged on New Year’s Eve 2011? Never say never.













Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas – Their relationship may have contributed to Demi Lovato landing in rehab, but Ashley and Joe seem solid as a rock and unphased by what people think of them. There have been rumors that they are close to an engagement anyway, so a 2011 prediction of Joe giving Ashley a rock on New Year’s Eve 2011 isn’t exactly far fetched. I wouldn’t be surprised if he pops the

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